Fighting Australians

I have recently found out that I have one week off in July.
And I need to travel.
Can't stay in Norway all the time, it's not that great here.

So I'm considering where to go.

I've found out that there is a Michael Jackson concert that week in London, and I'm thinking I'll have to go before he A: dies or B: get's caught again.

The same weekend there is the Ashes in London, a cricket match between England and Australia, a heated rivalry.
But I don't really care much for cricket.
Because when you realize just how little televised cricket there is on TV here, you wouldn't think that it's strange that I don't care.

But I guess a cricket match is something I'll have to see.
Drink lots of beer and fight with Australians, that's always fun, isn't it?
And with experience I've come to see that anything can become interesting if you have had enough alcohol. (Watching curling while drunk makes it a great sport, would love to try it drunk).

This builds on my theory that every sport will be better if played drunk.
Could you imagine the drunk javelin or the drunk orienteering?
Dangerous, yet hilarious!
Who wouldn't like that?